the real sponge bob

Unce upon a time Sponge Bob was very very sad because he still had no friends. And he was looking and looking and looking but was not finding any, even the giant rock was a giant monster! so he said: i love you rock! shall we be best friends? but then the rock said: wroaaagh!!!! but he said: hello I'm SpongeBob Squarepants.
To which the rock replied: HEllo I'm not a rock I am the dinosaur's key. And they became friends! The end. Monica